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 Office related Humorous quotes.

  • If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
  • If you enjoy what you are doing, you're probably doing it wrong.
  • Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
  • No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
  • The less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.
  • The less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.
  • Always do exactly what your boss would do if he knew what he was talking about.
  • Accidents happen when two people try to be clever at the same time.
  • The guy you beat out of a prime parking spot is the one you have to see for the job interview.
  • When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When leaving work early, you will meet your boss in the parking lot.
  • The phone never rings when you have nothing to do.
  • As soon as you get a fresh cup of coffee, the boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
  • You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
  • Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't work he is supposed to be doing.
  • If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
  • If you have something to do, and put it off long enough, chances are that someone else will do it for you.
  • When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
  • You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
  • Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
  • The most persistent callers have the least important business.
  • After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
  • Happiness is not good for work.
  • You always get sick on the second day of your vacation and always recover the day before you return to work.
  • Everything can be filled under miscellaneous.
  • A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Shadow's Law  :

An unprecedented streak of good weather will be interrupted by rain on your day off.

Rule of Warehousing  :

To Ensure immediate need of a carton from the shelf, put something very large and heavy in front of it.

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