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 Research Related Humorous Quotations.

  • Sometimes it takes several years to recognize the obvious.
  • Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they're blind.
  • Research is what I'm ding when I don't know what I'm doing.
  • A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
  • A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
  • When the experiment doesn't work, distrust the experiment; when the experiment works, distrust the theory.
  • Whatever isn't forbidden is required.
    Corollary: If there's no reason why something shouldn't exist, then it must exist.
  • The theory is supported as long as the funds are.
  • Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.
  • Any theory can be made to fit any fact by incorporating additional assumptions.
  • If you have the right data, you have the wrong problem.
  • Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts.
  • Ninety-eight percent of all statistics are made up.
  • If the human brain were simple enough for us to understand it, we would be too simple to understand it.
  • Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
  • Matter can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can be lost.
  • Nature uses as little as possible of anything.
  • Everything happens for a reason.
  • Entropy requires no maintenance.
  • What we image is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
  • I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.
  • A mathematician is one who is willing to assume everything everything except responsibility.
  • Static's are a logical and precise method for saying a half-truth inaccurately.

Law of Algorithm  :

When graphing a function, the width of the line should be inversely proportional to the precision of the data.

Fundamental Rules of Environmental Protection  :

First Rule Of Environmental Protection - The species is protected only after it is hopelessly depleted.
Second Rule Of Environmental Protection -  The most efficient way to dispose of toxic waste is to reclassify the waste as    non-toxic.
Third Rule of Environmental Protection -  Anything done to improve one are of the environment will cause corresponding damage in another area.

Einstein On Math and Science  :

  1. The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
  2. Technological process is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal
  3. As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
  4. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Law of Dynamics  :

  1. An object in motion will be headed in the wrong direction.
  2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.
  3. The energy required to change either of these states will be more than you wish to expend, but so much as to make the task totally impossible.

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