has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
Progress is the
exchange of one nuisance for another.
requires bypassing-not building upon-existing expertise.
If you think big
enough, you'll never have to do it.
Growth is directly
proportion to promises made;
profit is inversely proportion to promises kept.
We're making progress.
Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
Just because everything
is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
Almost everything is
more popular than it used to be.
Ideas endure and
prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.
by extending the number of important operations that we can perform
without thinking about them.
The reasonable man
adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to
adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the
Do a little more each
day than everyone expects and soon everyone will expect more.
All children are future
If you are costing,
you're going downhill.
For every action, there
is an equal and opposite criticism.
Living in the past has
one thing in it's favour - it's cheaper.
The closest you can get
to your youth is to start repeating your fallies.
An adult is a
You can only be young
once, but you can be immature forever.
If I had to live my
life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Millions long for
immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Nostalgia is the
realization that things weren't as unbearable as they seemed at that
How feeble are man's
efforts against the unyielding forces of Nature-until the struggle is
recounted for the grandchildren.
If you abstain from
drinking, smoking and Carousing, you may not live longer-but it will
Don't worry about
avoiding temptation-as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
Virtue is insufficient
solutions for which we have forgotten the problem.
There is no heavier
burden than a great potential.