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 Technological Progress related Humorous Quotes.

  • Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

  • Progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another.

  • Innovation requires bypassing-not building upon-existing expertise.

  • If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.

  • Growth is directly proportion to promises made;
    profit is inversely proportion to promises kept.

  • We're making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

  • Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

  • Almost everything is more popular than it used to be.

  • Ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.

  • Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations that we can perform without thinking about them.

  • The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

  • Do a little more each day than everyone expects and soon everyone will expect more.

  • All children are future ex-idealists.

  • If you are costing, you're going downhill.

  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

  • Living in the past has one thing in it's favour - it's cheaper.

  • The closest you can get to your youth is to start repeating your fallies.

  • An adult is a deteriorated child.

  • You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

  • If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

  • Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

  • Nostalgia is the realization that things weren't as unbearable as they seemed at that time.

  • How feeble are man's efforts against the unyielding forces of Nature-until the struggle is recounted for the grandchildren.

  • If you abstain from drinking, smoking and Carousing, you may not live longer-but it will feel longer.

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation-as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

  • Virtue is insufficient temptation.

  • Traditions are solutions for which we have forgotten the problem.

  • There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
                  

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