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Automobile Acronyms________
 
AUDI
  • Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
  • Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
  • Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
  • Big Money Works
  • Bought My Wife
  • Break My Window
  • Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
  • Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
  • Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
  • Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
  • Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
  • Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
  • Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
  • Fix It All the Time
  • Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
  • Flip over read directions
  • First on Race Day!!!
  • backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
  • First On Recall Day
  • First On Rust and Deterioration
  • Fix Or Repair Daily
  • Found On Road, Dead
  • Fault Of R&D
  • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  • features O.J. and Ron's DNA
JEEP
  • Just Eats Every Part
  • Just Empty Every Pocket < li>
GM
  • General Maintenance
GMC
  • Garage Man's Companion
  • Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
  • Had One Never Did Again
  • Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI
  • Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA
  • Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
TOYOTA
  • Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

 

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