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Day-to-day life related Humorous Quotes.

  • If anything can go wrong, it will.
  • If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.
    When things go wrong somewhere, they are apt to go wrong everywhere.
  • You never run out of things that can go wrong.
  • If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.
  • When things go wrong, don't go with them.
  • You never know how soon it is too late.
  • The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  • Being punctual means only that your mistake will be made on time.
  • Things go wrong all at once, but things go right gradually.
  • It takes no time at all to break something, but it takes forever to have something repaired.
  • Humans are the only animals able to retrace their steps to make the mistakes they had previously avoided.
  • The greater the number of people involved in an event, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.
  • There is no right way to do the wrong thing.
  • First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
  • Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
  • If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.
  • Just because you are bored doesn't mean you know what you're doing.
  • It takes less time to do something right than it takes to explain why you did it wrong.
  • If things are going well in one area, they are going wrong in another.
  • The less you do, the less can go wrong.
  • If we knew what we were getting into we would never get into anything.
  • To learn from your mistakes, you must first realize that you are making mistakes.
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • A good place to start from is where you are.
  • Careful planning is no substitute for dumb luck.
  • Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess.
  • If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
  • The perversity of the universe tends to a maximum.
  • Any given Law will not be named for the person who created it.
    Corollary: It's not who said it, it's who named it.

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